Sunday, November 12, 2006

A Story About Flip Flops- By Rush Limbaugh

What's your favorite style of flip flops?

I found an entertaining story about a hot new brand of flip flops to hit the market soon.

Rush Limbaugh is apparently coming out with his own brand..... I think they will be called Oxycontins....

Republican Party Spokesman, Rush "Oxycontin" Limbaugh, shows off his big new flip flops in this story from Media Matters.

After all those years of publicly slamming the Democrats and their policies on his radio and TV programs, is Viagra Man changing his tune? Is he admitting (or has he revealed) that much of his antics were a front and that he may not have been so against Democrats or so in favor of Republican causes the whole time? So all that hatred was just acting?


Limbaugh (AFTER the mid-term elections) says he feels relieved and liberated by the Democratic victory. He says being a prostitute for the Republican Party has been a rough and tiresome ordeal over the last few years. He regularly praised the Conservative Republican legislation on his program all those years...but now he admits the truth...that some of the Republican policies made him cringe. He is happy that he will not have to work as hard for his money, now that his pimps no longer control the corner. But he is not giving up his job as top Republican Party Whore.... the job pays too well to give it up completely. But he is mad at his pimps for making him work so hard.

You have to hear it & read it to believe it.

Thanks to Media Matters

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